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Namaste Biotch
Namaste Biotch

Mely//17//Guatemala in SoCal☀️🌴

Making people laugh is what i live for.

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via legit-humour)

sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

(Source: bircls, via donnacabonna)

artiestroke:

kittykat0102:

nosneezinginmyhornarc:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

Pokemon from the darkest pit of hell maybe.

and then there is this thing.

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Mega evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff, via donnacabonna)

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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(via beyoncevevo)

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via donnacabonna)

ushkoriley:

Damn Charlotte, you just gonna put a dude out there like that?

(via donnacabonna)

(via latelycravingmore)

(via pizza)

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

(via disagreed)

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